Oxymorons That Are Cool For Kids

Below are cool oxymorons to share with your brilliant kid[s].

1. He’s a [wise fool].
2. You were [quite loud].
3. Mermaids are indeed a [true myth].
4. Hoover’s files are now an [open secret].
5. Actually he and she were [alone together].
6. What kind of [criminal justice] system is this?
7. It was an [awfully pleasurable] experience for me.
8. It disorients me in that [negative growth] would be one and the same.