SATIRE: How Black news anchors
who are afraid of losing their livelihoods
may react to the sale of CNN to Paramount.
It’s the downside of Black America not owning a
corporate news network dedicated to Black culture.
The Negro News Anchor’s Response: You won’t have to worry about me endeavoring to cover Negro issues, boss. I’m totally devoted to saving the White race, chastising the Black race, and being one of Clarence Thomas’ biggest and most loyal fans (the “Negro Please!” look). Actually, I’m a White person camouflaged in Black skin. What do you need me to say or do, boss man?
There’s a general consensus among the broader, educated Black community that the Trump syndicate has endeavored to create a broke Black America. Hence, where does the Negro source of wealth mostly come from? It would not be a stunner to ascertain that sports and entertainment as well as the U.S. federal government are major sources of Black wealth in America.
This may also interest you: “No Surprise (U.S. Census Says Black Wealth on National Decline)” | And this, “What Is the Wealth of African American Families? Income, Net Worth, and Generational Disparities” | And this, “The NFL has created more African American millionaires’ fallacy” | “Shaken’ CNN staffers say they fear what Paramount takeover would mean for newsroom” | And lastly, this, “12 State AGs Sue to Block Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger“
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