What A Male Senior Citizen Might Think

Life goes by fast. I was a teenager just 60 years ago. Looking back at it all, I’ve come to realize that:

I am the embodiment of a God-fearing man.

I am the embodiment of love.

I am the embodiment of a hard-working man.

I am the embodiment of husbandship.

I am the embodiment of fatherhood.

I am the embodiment of wisdom on loan.

I am the embodiment of patience and understanding.

I am the embodiment of lots of mistakes along the way.

Now that all of these embodiments are made clear, leave me the hell alone. I’m f*%$ing retired.