“The Charlatan Journalist” text below:
1. I have a partial opinion that creeps into all I write.
2. Mind you, who says the news has to be newsworthy.
3. Stalking comes second nature to me.
4. Facts are overrated and boring; it is yellow journalism that harvests the best headlines.
5. I’m a wayward feminist who loves acrimonious disputes.
6. I conflate the titles journalist and author just to scare the hell out of ordinary people.
7. I am my journalists’ keeper.
8. Most importantly, I’d like to sit next to the biggest liars in the news business.
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