Stalked, Censored, And Despised In One Bleeping Keystroke

OVERWORKED and
dangerous butt-kissers.

To your ingenious credit, cybernaut: When your online posts cause so much anxiety for the powers that be, you unwittingly discover a snooping, tush-kissing animated cartoon character with arms galore eager to tell their boss all about your private life. Needless to say, it’s never fun being stalked by an overburdened brown noser.