Compliments of [All things STUPID about the news]:

“CNN’s Don Lemon accused of assault in sexually charged encounter at New York bar.” Allegedly Lemon sought to have his victim smell his “index and middle fingers” after a brisk rub of his private parts. Lemon has subsequently denied the victim’s claims.

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LGTBQ political activist Ed Buck arrested on felony federal charge.