Compliments of [All things STUPID about the news]:

FROM: Likes of Mainstream News Media

To: Constituents, Puppets and Sycophants alike.

Our message to you when relations or obedience goes south. Read here. You sinner! Wear this badass red tee.

By the way, pacts with the devil contain no exit strategy.

A fast single question poll concerning the likeability of a hilarious company name that will be used to censure the global news industry.